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07-07-2025, 07:14 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
At least he died from the most epic kick of a cow...ever. That's epic |
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07-07-2025, 09:07 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
...but only until they are grilled to perfection.
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07-07-2025, 09:08 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
...everybody was kow foo fighting.
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07-07-2025, 09:36 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Yeah, but he only likes to play on bridges. And all his kicks are lethal! Of course, that's only for the OTHER team to worry about! To HIS team, he'll be a hero, and win EVERY game!  Would make an inspiring children's book! (Maybe a LITTLE bloody, but still!) "Kali, the Killer Kow! How an anonymous, poor animal became RICH, FAMOUS, and won the WORLD CUP!!!" (rated for 4-year-olds and up*) |
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07-07-2025, 11:58 AM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Cows don't fuck around when it comes to scofflaws who don't pay the bridge toll.
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07-07-2025, 01:53 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:340 Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 3,698 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 62 Post(s)
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
Cow got spooked by the biker. Sadly, in doing so, Bossy turned right into the biker's path, thus resulting in the deadly kick. At least that's how I saw it.
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07-07-2025, 03:11 PM
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Re: Man Riding a Bike Dies After Being Kicked by a Cow on a Bridge
The guy being Hindu makes this at least slightly ironic. Blasted off bridge by the divine bovine.
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