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08-15-2022, 01:13 PM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:123 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,150
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~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
 The spouses C B V and R C, both 37 years old, died in a traffic accident this Saturday. The accident occurred at 11:00, at kilometer 20 of the El Carmen - La Esperanza road. Personnel from the local Fire Department and the National Police responded to the emergency. |
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08-15-2022, 01:20 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2548 Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 170 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 22 Post(s) Thanked: 811 |
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Re: ~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
We saw it, dude. You don't need to glare at it. This ain't no porno. Well, for most it ain't.. |
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08-15-2022, 04:06 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:432 Male Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 2,707 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 359 Post(s) Thanked: 5,890 |
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Re: ~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
Maybe her on the back was too much of a load...
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#4
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08-15-2022, 08:10 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:608 Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 1,533 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 274 Post(s) Thanked: 2,741 |
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Re: ~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
I was thinking the same thing…..poor motorcycle couldn’t handle the weight and rebelled and gave up its life in the process!
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08-15-2022, 08:24 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:304 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,280 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1438 Post(s) Thanked: 23,516 |
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Re: ~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
Don't make fun of her, she had it tough. Every time someone mentioned her weight problem she cut herself. A piece of cake.
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08-15-2022, 08:38 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:673 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,299 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 190 Post(s) Thanked: 1,951 |
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Re: ~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
someone should have been riding a thighmaster....
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#7
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08-15-2022, 11:32 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:466 Male Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 2,372 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 459 Post(s) Thanked: 4,057 |
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Re: ~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
Man, of all the ways you want your body to be viewed when you die, that has to be the last one.
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#8
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08-15-2022, 11:44 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:950 male Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 768
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Re: ~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
HAHAHA You can't haul a hog like that on a little bike.
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08-16-2022, 05:51 AM
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Re: ~Man & Large Woman Dead After Motorcycle Accident~
The woman's possible cause of death is still undecided: Was it the crash or the underwear wedgie?  |
