[docfr8]

Damn, they thought he was playing

[azblue81]

It’s a scientific fact: When you add fecal matter to water it becomes less dense. The decreased density makes it almost impossible to stay afloat. The water in India has the highest concentration of fecal matter than anywhere else in the world. Passing gas only decreases water density further. Indians are one of the most flatulent races on Earth. These factors combined with the increased bone density from eating curry, makes it physically impossible for an Indian to effectively swim.

[wildaxboxer]

Originally Posted by Keltic ↗

I knew that shit was gonna be India.. they’re always being stupid around water or electricity

Add Trains to that list

[Bish82]

If I didn't know how to swim, hanging out near any body of water, much less diving into said water, would be the absolute last thing I'd ever want to do in life. That's like someone with peanut allergies hanging around a peanut factory. He knew better, I feel no sympathy here.

[Nymphetamine]

Originally Posted by intre ↗

soon to be world's next super power huh

By 2030. Hurray, only 5 and a half years remaining!

[TheDoom]

Originally Posted by rohmell ↗

And trains, too!

Or they hang themselves.

[Ferocity]

Originally Posted by Xploit Machine ↗

Man Drowns In Farm Pond

It's sad NOT knowing how to save people =(

[Tornadolen]

Originally Posted by azblue81 ↗

It’s a scientific fact: When you add fecal matter to water it becomes less dense. The decreased density makes it almost impossible to stay afloat. The water in India has the highest concentration of fecal matter than anywhere else in the world. Passing gas only decreases water density further. Indians are one of the most flatulent races on Earth. These factors combined with the increased bone density from eating curry, makes it physically impossible for an Indian to effectively swim.

thank you, im very curious about life and culture and this post is important, I like to learn new stuff like this

[x68000]

Poor Gowda, he just melted in there

[HIGHTECHDUDE]

Originally Posted by azblue81

It’s a scientific fact: When you add fecal matter to water it becomes less dense. The decreased density makes it almost impossible to stay afloat. The water in India has the highest concentration of fecal matter than anywhere else in the world. Passing gas only decreases water density further. Indians are one of the most flatulent races on Earth. These factors combined with the increased bone density from eating curry, makes it physically impossible for an Indian to effectively swim.

Sounds like you spend a lot of time snorkeling in your toilet... mr. Turd Cousteau