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05-22-2024, 07:13 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:500 Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 2,071 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 614 Post(s)
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Re: Man Dies After Falling Into Food Grinding Machine
well, the machine stalled before it reached his toy-toy (as girls say in Davao City), saving him something to display at the open casket funeral. Anyone notice the truck guy run to the cab to get his camera so the other guy could pose with the machine and dangling legs? Text that photo to the victim's widow: "Ma'am, sorry, your man is going to be late tonight, after he stops by the coroner's office. Don't save dinner!" |
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#76
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05-23-2024, 01:22 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:258 Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5,412 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 901 Post(s)
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Re: Man Dies After Falling Into Food Grinding Machine
That's one thing you could rely on in any James Bond movie after Goldfinger - at least one gory demise of a bad guy per film with Bond usually offering a quip, i.e. "I think he got the point." after spear-gunning and pinning a villain into a tree in Thunderball  Just for the record, it's On Her Majesty's Secret Service where the bad guy chasing Bond falls into a giant industrial snow blower used at skiing resorts  |
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#78
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05-23-2024, 10:56 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1295 Join Date: Dec 2020 Posts: 470 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 70 Post(s)
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Re: Man Dies After Falling Into Food Grinding Machine
I knew we'd see that shit sooner or later. Another Super Bright Worker Just Fucking Up For One Last Time. Maybe he thought he was in a Food Processing Plant and He Thought He Heard...Corned Beef** So He Obliged  |
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#79
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05-23-2024, 10:09 PM
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 ]~Resident Asshole~[ Poster Rank:294 Stands to Pee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,333 Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Quoted: 2203 Post(s)
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Re: Man Dies After Falling Into Food Grinding Machine
A very similar thing happened to an ex-girlfriend. That bitch. Had absolutely no sammich making skills and actually told me no to sex once. Saying dumb shit like “her mother passed away this afternoon”. The world doesn’t revolve around you sweetheart! |
