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06-09-2014, 11:35 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2227 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 209 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 21 Post(s)
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Re: Man Commits Suicide with Gunshot then Grenade
I've always thought I would be cremated and have my ashes scattered but fuck it, I'll just scatter myself with explosives  |
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06-10-2014, 07:37 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:827 Male Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 930 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 151 Post(s)
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Re: Man Commits Suicide with Gunshot then Grenade
When men threaten suicide, they are more likely than women to carry out the action...this totally proves the point. FYI: There are billions of women on the planet...no need to shoot and blow yourself up over one.   |
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06-10-2014, 09:04 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:284 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,550 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 554 Post(s)
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Re: Man Commits Suicide with Gunshot then Grenade
I got a Russian friend of mine to do a translation of what was said. He said it went like this: "He's running... he's shot himself!" *scream* "He's dead? Is he an organ donor? We can still harvest the undamaged org-" *BOOM* "Never mind." |
