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Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal

Happened at a Macy's in Southern California yesterday (you can tell from timestamp on video 5-24-2016).

Guess he wasn't too pleased with their return policy. Although to his defense, I've stopped shopping at Macy's because their service seems to have suffered in the past decade.

I wouldn't necessarily castrate myself over the ordeal, maybe rage on their Facebook page or something. This guy may have taken things a bit too far.
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal

My Damascus steel tanto would have had his pecker off in one quick swipe...
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what the fuck
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Cant wait to find out what location this happened in. Surprised msm ignored this.
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Ohhh...snip!
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what the fuck
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal

I wonder what made him think that was a good idea....
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I suspect that might be his girlfriend.. Ex now.. More to that story.. But Fuck that, taking the dick of... A finger an ear, would have got her attention just as much...
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal

On the bright side, he just removed his moronic genes from the gene pool.
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What the fucking shit?
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