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05-25-2016, 03:08 PM
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Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal
Happened at a Macy's in Southern California yesterday (you can tell from timestamp on video 5-24-2016). Guess he wasn't too pleased with their return policy. Although to his defense, I've stopped shopping at Macy's because their service seems to have suffered in the past decade. I wouldn't necessarily castrate myself over the ordeal, maybe rage on their Facebook page or something. This guy may have taken things a bit too far.  |
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05-25-2016, 03:23 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,541
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal
My Damascus steel tanto would have had his pecker off in one quick swipe...  |
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05-25-2016, 03:49 PM
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal
what the fuck
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05-25-2016, 03:54 PM
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal
Cant wait to find out what location this happened in. Surprised msm ignored this.
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05-25-2016, 04:29 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,730
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal
I wonder what made him think that was a good idea....
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05-25-2016, 04:49 PM
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal
I suspect that might be his girlfriend.. Ex now .. More to that story.. But Fuck that, taking the dick of... A finger an ear, would have got her attention just as much...  |
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05-25-2016, 05:29 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:605 Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,538 1,538Posts 5,221Thanked 452Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man Chops Off His Own Penis at a Macy's in Socal
On the bright side, he just removed his moronic genes from the gene pool.
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