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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

For those of you who were wondering, I had a pre-arrangement for the gun guy to shoot up, look scared and helpless in the case of a climber.
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Found the report:

“A thief who tried to steal from a farm in Mexico, met an unexpected guardian: a lion who saw the thief caught his leg and destroyed it.
On a farm in Mexico, a thief wanted to rob a farm, so he proceeded to scale the walls with the help of some protections, but what he never imagined was that the guardian of the house would come out to defend his home.

The tremendous guardian turned out to be nothing more and nothing less than a lion. Yes, a lion of those that you see in the zoo.

The feline surprised the unfortunate thief and before the alien's lover knew it, the lion already had a good grip on one of his legs and was not letting go. The thief tried to get away but only managed to get the animal's claws to rip the skin of his leg and it began to bleed, which further spurred the animal to begin to bite the man's leg as best it could between the bars.

Due to the thief's screams of terror, neighbors and people who passed by came to his aid and desperately tried to make the lion release the man's leg with some sticks without achieving great results. Minutes passed the man, already weak from the abundant bleeding from having his leg torn, as well as an arm falling almost unconscious, with only one man holding his body. Finally after several minutes, the man was released and rushed to a hospital in the area. According to Mexican Wildlife Laws, anyone can have a lion in their home, as long as it is purchased in places regulated by law, having spaces to keep it and ensuring their well-being.“
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

I mean, if Simone hasn't posted anything by now, we can safely assume there is no more info on the entire internet.
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He probably poops right after a shower.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

~ Took a dare just because he's a blonde and that meant the lion would sympathize with him, carnally.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

Heck, I was just wondering if that one guy's washer was able to get that blood out.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

So, after all that, a perfectly good arm went to waste.

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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

LIFE IS JUST EVIL AND STUPID LUCKY STILLBORNS !
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

From his unaffected expression after the fact you can see he will probably die doing something equally as stupid if not even stupider.
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

I'm routing for the lion in this case. No sympathy for the dumbass. It's Fancy Feast for that kitten.
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