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Is the phone case entrepreneur in the second video hastily removing blood spattered packaging from said stock?
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You’re a man of action young Dr and for that, I thank you.
Intrigued about said ‘fuck box’
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When you dislike something, and your name shows up saying Fuck Off below the post. I call it the Fuck Box.
Minka1 used to be in my Fuck Box almost as often as J81. After I figured out that you could change peoples comments when you quote them, I changed one of her hateful comments into an invitation to catch some of her sweet sin under her blankets at her place. Then I proceeded to write like a 75 line absurd response, and set of insane conditions, and time limits to when I'd be arriving, and the snacks I'd require. When she finally found what I had done, she thought it was funny, and maybe started getting some of my other humour too--no Fuck Box invasions since.
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Wow. That’s the quickest machete death I have seen on here.

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Wow. That’s the quickest machete death I have seen on here.

Uh Oh, someones ears were burning.
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Is the phone case entrepreneur in the second video hastily removing blood spattered packaging from said stock?
yep! lol... you can't let the little things fuck with your hustle...
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Machete Kills with Danny Trejo love those movies
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No half steppin' on those machete hacks, all fucking business

It's funny how patrons continue to shop and rifle through the large variety of mobile protectors on the second video with the bloody fool bleeding on the deck
Yes, not one single fuckaroo was given by anyone apparently, life must be as cheap as a packet of salted peanuts in their neck of the woods.
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Not much suffering and that's good.
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That dummy has no head.
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Dude must have just sharpened that thing


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