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01-26-2019, 08:02 PM
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Machete University

"Now children, can any of you see what the man did wrong here?"
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"That's correct, nothing. He did absolutely nothing wrong. This exactly how to swiftly kill someone with a machete in broad daylight."
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01-26-2019, 08:05 PM
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No half steppin' on those machete hacks, all fucking business

It's funny how patrons continue to shop and rifle through the large variety of mobile protectors on the second video with the bloody fool bleeding on the deck
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01-26-2019, 08:58 PM
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They were literally slashing prices at that store
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No half steppin' on those machete hacks, all fucking business

It's funny how patrons continue to shop and rifle through the large variety of mobile protectors on the second video with the bloody fool bleeding on the deck
Lmao !! Absolutely no fucks given
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Fucker got a two for one when the manaquin took a dive as well
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TRADING AS NORMAL FOLKS
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01-26-2019, 09:25 PM
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he'll be ok. but not in this life.
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01-26-2019, 10:29 PM
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Propper chopper dropper
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Sidewalk sale with a free machete murder demo, it doesn't get much better than that.
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“Machete. Just do it”
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