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The moment he lifts up his head and the wheel finishes the job. why the hell was he standing there anyway
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"Guess I'll just stand here in the road until something runs me over," said Dumbass Nguyen, just before he was run over.
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road

Truck is going in the wrong direction?
A bit like the life of the guy it flattened.
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A bit like the life of the guy it flattened.
Fair enough
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road

How is it possible not to hear a wagon approaching? Maybe he was listening to an ipod or something, or maybe he's deaf.
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His final nickname "Speed____ Bump"
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Well, knock me over and park on my head . . .!
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road

That lorry looks like the sand crawler from the very first Star Wars movie.
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road

TRUCK: *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP*

RETARD: What's that loud, truck in reverse, beeping sound, I hear behind me?

Darwin: Nothing my son, just a few more SECONDS!

RETARD: OUCH! MY FLIPS!

*SPLAT*


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