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12-04-2019, 03:48 AM
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road
The moment he lifts up his head and the wheel finishes the job.  why the hell was he standing there anyway |
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12-04-2019, 05:59 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:516 I'll just take a look. Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,981 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 141 Post(s)
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road
A bit like the life of the guy it flattened.  |
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12-04-2019, 07:18 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,183 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9550 Post(s)
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road
China: the ultimate deathtrap.
__________________ Why so sad? Your tears are no match for mine. |
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12-04-2019, 07:40 AM
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road
How is it possible not to hear a wagon approaching? Maybe he was listening to an ipod or something, or maybe he's deaf. |
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12-05-2019, 12:25 PM
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road
That lorry looks like the sand crawler from the very first Star Wars movie.
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12-05-2019, 08:53 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:429 Male Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,672 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 815 Post(s)
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Re: Lorry Flattens Man Casually Standing in the Road
TRUCK: *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP* RETARD: What's that loud, truck in reverse, beeping sound, I hear behind me? Darwin: Nothing my son, just a few more SECONDS! RETARD: OUCH! MY FLIPS! *SPLAT* |
