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12-28-2022, 03:36 PM
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A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body
A truck carrying papaya cargo overturned in the afternoon of Wednesday (28) at kilometre 65.5 of the BR-101 highway, in Messiah municipality stretch, metropolitan region of Maceió, Alagoas state, and left two fatalities - two men. The truck overturned and the two deaths were recorded, but the flow of vehicles on the site continues to flow normally. The fruit that the vehicle was carrying was completely scattered all over the road and the central roadway. |
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12-28-2022, 07:32 PM
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Re: A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body
He seems to be torn apart by this whole situation  |
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12-28-2022, 08:44 PM
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Re: A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body
he looked beaten to a pulp.
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12-28-2022, 10:19 PM
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Re: A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body
I think I'm off papayas for a while.
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12-29-2022, 12:35 AM
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Re: A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body
C'mon! You're a tough guy! You just corner ONE Papaya, and show it who's boss! I can see why that guy got his ass kicked.......he went up against several hundred Papayas. That's a foolhardy move, considering the known viciousness of Papayas in large numbers. Even the Luchadoras in Mexico know that you take on Papayas one at a time!  Or perhaps some other event happened. All I can do is supply my best guess, based on my training at the Colombian School of Forensic Science and Plumbing. |
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12-29-2022, 12:40 AM
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Re: A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body
A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body...sounds like the name of a country western song.  |
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#9
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12-29-2022, 12:52 AM
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Re: A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body
Death by Papayas. Juicy papayas for sale. Would you like to see my papaya? I bought these papayas earlier and they look like they fell hard and weren’t handled properly. I request a refund. Keep eating that and you’re going to end up looking like a papaya. I’d like your finest papaya, sir. I hope it’s as juicy as they say. I saw your mom’s papaya earlier today. I don’t know… choose one |
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12-29-2022, 03:46 AM
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Re: A Load of Papayas, and a Completely Mangled Body
free papayas for everyone
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