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03-18-2020, 09:34 AM
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Lawyer Shot and Killed
A lawyer was shot and killed in his office this past Tuesday morning in the city of Juara (Brazil). M.Q.L., age 51, was sitting in his office when a man entered and shot him in the face. The victim attempted to flee to the street but succumbed to his injuries and died on the sidewalk. Two men were arrested today who police say have involvement in the murder but are unsure of the motive. |
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03-18-2020, 10:00 AM
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Re: Lawyer Shot and Killed
I bet he was a personal injury lawyer.
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03-18-2020, 10:44 AM
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Re: Lawyer Shot and Killed
If Perry Mason was there he would have brushed that shit off and prosecuted the dastardly criminals  |
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03-18-2020, 11:18 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: Lawyer Shot and Killed
   
__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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03-18-2020, 09:08 PM
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Re: Lawyer Shot and Killed
(obligatory lawyer joke here)
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03-18-2020, 09:15 PM
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Re: Lawyer Shot and Killed
Damn, lawyers are like cock-a-roaches, those suckers will not die! After head shots with what looks like my old Taurus .38 special loaded with the cheapest unjacketed, non-hollow point ammo ever made. All it seemed to do was lobotomize the lawyer, give him some Tourettes type movements and he could still get up and leave.
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03-19-2020, 01:28 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:29 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,004 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 24102 Post(s)
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Re: Lawyer Shot and Killed
I like happy ending videos like this.
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03-19-2020, 01:50 AM
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Re: Lawyer Shot and Killed
Mason could put Paul Drake, PVT, Detective, on the case. Della Street could make the coffee and take the short hand notes for Perry to follow up on.   |
