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03-19-2017, 02:49 PM
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Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Brazil, Aftermath. A 42 year old lawyer and consultant entered the National Congress building as a visitor early Friday afternoon at around 12:30 p.m. Witnesses reported that he had entered several rooms until he found one with no people in it.  On the 19th floor is the Coordination of Architecture and Engineering department. The room from which he jumped from is of the Session of Engineering Projects and Studies. He landed in the complex's courtyard and died on the spot. |
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03-19-2017, 03:10 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:827 There's more than 2 genders BIGOTS! Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 942 942Posts 2,365Thanked 208Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
I always blame R Kelly, he's after all the guy that wrote the deceptive "I believe I can fly" song!
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03-19-2017, 04:35 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,641 49,641Posts 76,416Thanked 24,353Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
They will bury him 12 feet in the ground instead of 6 feet because, deep down, lawyers are good people.  |
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03-19-2017, 08:21 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:131 Professional Rapist Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 12,532 12,532Posts 12,689Thanked 8,865Quoted 62Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Everyone wants out of Brazil
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03-19-2017, 10:50 PM
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| My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:350 "IT"-Species; Genus-genius Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,611 3,611Posts 5,349Thanked 619Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Translation, "Oh he's dead. Look, he came from way up there".
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03-19-2017, 10:59 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:737 Male Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,122 1,122Posts 4,664Thanked 243Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
When the clothes start coming off; you know they did it right. Someone should make a chart that shows the effects on the body from the corresponding heights.  |
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03-20-2017, 01:55 AM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,495
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Fuck that shit.. I would just shoot myself if I was going to commit suicide.. On the bright side, at least he didn't land on anyone on the way down  |
