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03-19-2017, 02:49 PM
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Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Brazil, Aftermath. A 42 year old lawyer and consultant entered the National Congress building as a visitor early Friday afternoon at around 12:30 p.m. Witnesses reported that he had entered several rooms until he found one with no people in it.  On the 19th floor is the Coordination of Architecture and Engineering department. The room from which he jumped from is of the Session of Engineering Projects and Studies. He landed in the complex's courtyard and died on the spot.   |
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#2
03-19-2017, 03:10 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:809 There's more than 2 genders BIGOTS! Join Date: Apr 2016 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 208 Post(s)
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
I always blame R Kelly, he's after all the guy that wrote the deceptive "I believe I can fly" song!
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#3
03-19-2017, 04:35 PM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
They will bury him 12 feet in the ground instead of 6 feet because, deep down, lawyers are good people.  |
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#4
03-19-2017, 05:50 PM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Oh well.
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03-19-2017, 08:21 PM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Everyone wants out of Brazil
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#6
03-19-2017, 08:47 PM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Smart enough to make it instantaneous. Kudos  |
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#7
03-19-2017, 10:50 PM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Translation, "Oh he's dead. Look, he came from way up there".
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#8
03-19-2017, 10:59 PM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
When the clothes start coming off; you know they did it right. Someone should make a chart that shows the effects on the body from the corresponding heights.  |
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#9
03-20-2017, 12:40 AM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
He was using his frequent flyer miles. |
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#10
03-20-2017, 01:55 AM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Fuck that shit.. I would just shoot myself if I was going to commit suicide.. On the bright side, at least he didn't land on anyone on the way down 
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