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03-19-2017, 02:49 PM
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Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Brazil, Aftermath. A 42 year old lawyer and consultant entered the National Congress building as a visitor early Friday afternoon at around 12:30 p.m. Witnesses reported that he had entered several rooms until he found one with no people in it.  On the 19th floor is the Coordination of Architecture and Engineering department. The room from which he jumped from is of the Session of Engineering Projects and Studies. He landed in the complex's courtyard and died on the spot. |
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03-19-2017, 03:10 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:820 There's more than 2 genders BIGOTS! Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 943 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 208 Post(s)
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
I always blame R Kelly, he's after all the guy that wrote the deceptive "I believe I can fly" song!
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03-19-2017, 04:35 PM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
They will bury him 12 feet in the ground instead of 6 feet because, deep down, lawyers are good people.  |
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03-19-2017, 08:21 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:128 Professional Rapist Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 12,533 Mentioned: 62 Post(s) Quoted: 8865 Post(s)
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Everyone wants out of Brazil
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03-19-2017, 10:50 PM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Translation, "Oh he's dead. Look, he came from way up there".
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03-19-2017, 10:59 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:730 Male Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,125 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 243 Post(s)
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
When the clothes start coming off; you know they did it right. Someone should make a chart that shows the effects on the body from the corresponding heights.  |
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03-20-2017, 01:55 AM
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Re: Lawyer Dead After He Jumped from 19th Floor of National Congress Building
Fuck that shit.. I would just shoot myself if I was going to commit suicide.. On the bright side, at least he didn't land on anyone on the way down  |
