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09-22-2019, 11:19 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,183 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9550 Post(s)
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³
I'm sure he didn't really need to ever use his legs again.
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09-22-2019, 10:15 PM
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 (",) Poster Rank:215 Childbearer Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,714
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³
well.... now he gets more to complain... like broken legs or not having a wheel chair to try suicide again. he was probably hoping cars would finish him.
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09-22-2019, 10:33 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:404 Seeking Lotion for Basket Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,969 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 1858 Post(s)
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³
Gotta love a good remix - the kids in the discotheques will go wild for this 12" version .......... 12 inches is coincidentally the length of his legs now.  |
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09-23-2019, 01:36 AM
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³
And then reversed ..... and then sped up .... and then reversed ..... and then sped up ..... ad infinitum |
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09-23-2019, 03:42 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:251 Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,527 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 994 Post(s)
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³
The man should have jumped down, jumped up, jumped down, jumped up, jumped down... |
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09-23-2019, 05:44 PM
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³
I can more or less do an autopsy report by watching the slo-mo portion: Broken ankles, compound tibia and fibula fracture, crushed ischium, lumbar vertebra compression and dislocation, broken ribs, broken elbows, crushed occipital and parietal bones. Cause of death: Blunt force trauma to the back of the head.  |
