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● 09-21-2019, 11:23 PM
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Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

I think my calculations are sound, but correct me if I'm wrong--any of you urethregicians out there.
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

He was hoping to land on the car, but timing was not his strongest suit
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

I smash you!
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

If that was attempted suicide, it's the laziest I've ever seen.
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hey guys, look! gonna be a SUPERHERO LANDING! HERE IT COMES!..........

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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

kudos doc, for the creative editittying

this jumper gave you wet cake... and you made wetcakeonade

it's bitter as hell, but it makes a super moist sound when it hits your lower intestine
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

"CANNONBALLLLLL!!!"
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

Glad the car was left unharmed.
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

Probably regretting that. Or not maybe he wants a pitty party.
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Re: Jumpiness Begets Jumping³

Dude needed at least 10 more feet for efficient damage.
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