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08-12-2026, 03:42 PM
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Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
Islamabad, Pakistan. The deceased was 38-year-old Ahsan.
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08-12-2026, 03:52 PM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1560 Male Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 363 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 36 Post(s)
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
That’s why I always lay down or stay standing when shot off a load.
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08-12-2026, 03:55 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,613 Mentioned: 28 Post(s) Quoted: 24329 Post(s)
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
If that was an accident then he wasn’t using his brain anyway, so he probably should be fine
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08-12-2026, 03:59 PM
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
What an absolute fucking helmet
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08-12-2026, 05:41 PM
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
he technically shot that load all over his face
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08-12-2026, 09:31 PM
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
He seemed pretty calm about it. Almost seems intentional…   Either that or he was just sitting there casually playing with the trigger and accidentally put a bit too much pressure on it.  |
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08-12-2026, 09:52 PM
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
Accident my azz…. LOLOL
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08-12-2026, 10:06 PM
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
He crowned himself as the latest Darwin Award Winner.
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08-12-2026, 10:20 PM
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
Don't be so judgmental! Perhaps he had the thought of robbing the place he worked, and his inner being rebelled against him becoming a scofflaw! From now on, be REGULAR Mental!  |
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08-12-2026, 10:58 PM
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Re: Jewellery Shop Security Guard Unintentionally Shoots Himself Whilst On Duty
That looked like casually intentional
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