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08-22-2017, 01:23 AM
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Re: INTERVIEW WITH A LYNCHED EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT

Translation from Swahili....

Burned guy: Holy Shit, Hi Mom, WORLDSTAR!!!

Disclaimer: I dont speak a word of Swahili
I'm an expert at the internet and can confirm that at some point, he clearly said "worldstar".
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Re: INTERVIEW WITH A LYNCHED EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT

Translation from Swahili....

Reporter: Sir, Sir, Can you describe what happened to...

Burned guy: (interrupts) oh Allah, (inaudible moans)water

Reporter: Sir, Sir, What caused this to happen to....

Burned Guy: (interrupts) Is that a camera? Why are you recording me?

Reporter: Can you describe for the camera who did....

Burned Guy:(interrupts) is this going to be on TV?

Reporter: Sir, yes sir, describe what....

Burned guy: Holy Shit, Hi Mom, WORLDSTAR!!!

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I know it is a bit dated, but damn....that is some SOFA KING funny shiz right there! rotflmao

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Re: INTERVIEW WITH A LYNCHED EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT

What he was saying was : Is that all these punks got my grandma can hit harder than them. A little rest and ill be ready for round two.
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Re: INTERVIEW WITH A LYNCHED EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT

What kind of interviewer do that
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Re: INTERVIEW WITH A LYNCHED EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT

Original or Extra Crispy?
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"Very funny?!"
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Mate...that's about as funny as a fire in an orphanage.
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You wouldn't find it so funny if it were you laying there in excruciating agony. Have a good laugh now before karma finds you and fucks up the rest of your life. Now that would be funny...
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unbelievable.
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Re: INTERVIEW WITH A LYNCHED EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT

Interviewer: What happened sir?

Burn Victim: Where all da white women at?
So how did it go
Okay first of all I wanna say I gave it my 110 percent, I wanna thank my parents for the support ,oh yeah and I wanna give a shout out to big jim lil jim slim jim ,and top ramen isha
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