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10-27-2019, 09:31 PM
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Re: Inmates Get the Drop on Would Be Snitch
I did some research Doc ......... it appears one of the inmates was able to get this smokin' hot chica below to smuggle in a rocket launcher. Don't know how she did it, the dainty little thing   · |
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10-27-2019, 11:37 PM
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OMFG.you are killing me Smalls That bitch can hide Stinger missile or a couple of RPG's and several Rockets |
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10-27-2019, 11:49 PM
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I've enclosed a photo of her sister, Rosalita, who once tried to smuggle a tank into San Quentin ..... she was doing quite well until a wet burrito fart caused the turret to pop out of her G-string.  · |
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10-28-2019, 12:16 AM
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Now that you got me going.. Rosalita's BFF named Meldita was attempting to make an illegal crossing via the southern border by way of the Pacific Ocean disguised as a whale, but fell short when a Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer was capsized by her wake.. RIP crew of the newly commissioned ship.  · |
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10-28-2019, 12:20 AM
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The thing I notice about both of these posts is that there is always a wheelbarrow present. What's up with that? Are wheelbarrows excercising some supernatural powers?
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10-28-2019, 12:40 AM
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I wouldn't be surprised. A few years ago there was a spate of "Squirrel Elements" killing people. Now it's motorcycles intent on tasty noodle bowls, and wheelbarrows demonstrating their evil powers. Always something new! |
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10-28-2019, 01:37 AM
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Speaking of tragedies at sea Doc, meet "Carnalita" AKA, the glittering jewel of the Dominican Republic. Rumor has it that when she was set adrift en route to Florida, unexpected winds blew her off course into the mexican gulf. I give you .... the cause of Deepwater Horizon.  · |
