[rohmell]

She wanted to actually experience a computer crash (to the pavement).

[Killgaad]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

teens do the most dramatic, stupidest things

Shakespeare taught them well—and they don't even read Shakespeare these days.

[pyromancer555]

Control alt delete

[azblue81]

The smell must have been horrible. Maybe that’s why she jumped. She could have just dropped out of school and been my sex slave. Oh well.

[Trucked up]

[icehole]

yeah moving her around like that would help a lot

[KillingJoke]

Originally Posted by akham ↗

This happens with first year computer science students all the time.

When traversing a linked list it is important to check for a NULL pointer value so you know you have reached the end. Failing to check and then attempting to dereference NULL will lead to a crash called a "segmentation fault".

You can see the fault - her head has segmented and the red stuff leaked out. Programmers call this a memory leak.

Hmmm... Well, if you look about 18 seconds in, you'll she attempted to execute an endless loop resulting in the crash and buffer overflow, a known vulnerability of that operating environment...

[Dr_Jackal]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

teens do the most dramatic, stupidest things

You feel for bad for 'em for taking permanent solutions to temporary problems.

It can be tough gaining enough experience and resilience to know you can come out on the other side of things despite how bad they seem in the moment.

Rest in peace.

[Killgaad]

Originally Posted by rohmell ↗

She wanted to actually experience a computer crash (to the pavement).

That's not how you do the switch from Android to iPhone, mind you...

[anorexorcist]

She should have come to Canada and been a Tim Hortons worker.