[KillerBee370]

That's really going to put a dent in their population...

...in one square foot.

[x68000]

These guys like to wash their corpse beforehand

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by v1r ↗

What is the water supposed to do to help?

Of course it helps, a lot! It facilitates the flow of ions thus making water a great electrical conductor.

[Trucked up]

Throw gas on her, finish her off. Can someone lug a tire up here.

[HellBillyDeluxe]

That was that kebab water

[nudibranches646]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Well, since she's probably Hindu, he saved 52 of her 86 lives. Just not the current one. Oh, well.

… current one…

[Xploit Machine]

naked high voltage cable so close to the house

[akham]

Originally Posted by ride ↗

She obviously didn't conduct herself properly around those wires.

I realize that is a polarizing statement. some of you may have grounds to disagree. I stand guilty as charged.

Please resist making negative comments, her death is currently under investigation. Authorities are positive an autopsy, plus a battery of toxicology tests, will reveal the cause of death.

Sometimes this shit just writes itself. I'll see my way out.

FFS, these jokes are revolting. You shouldn't be making fun of a terminal case like this one.

Has anyone been charged with her death?

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by fred5079 ↗

Quick thinking that dude with the water saved her life

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he had added salt to the water!

[Spiffyfable]

I wouldn't want to get her....