[fred5079]

"Shot to the heart and your to blame baby you give love bad name "

[mothmon]

I would never EVER go into a public swimming pool in India. I'm sure that's what they use to clean their hand.

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by HIGHTECHDUDE ↗

Hey, you caught it... I read that translation twice before posting to make sure. I left it alone. I just wanted to see if anyone actually reads these.

It's the reason I'm not scared about "artificial intelligence", it still sucks because it is unable to auto correct itself.


In the 1990s the Dragon software translated English to Spanish as follows:
"MS Windows" as "Sra. Windows" (Mrs. Windows ), here we are 30+ years later and still can't get it right.

But don't get me wrong, I'm very scared of AS (Artificial stupidity) I don't want that software installed in missile silos, radiology equipment and the like, it seems nowadays most people are calling it AI instead of what it is: AS

[William May]

I had to watch this FIVE times to see who was doing the shooting. I'm ALWAYS looking at the wrong guy.


Obviously, the shooter thought he was a train, and the victim was a Pahjeet, and therefore fair game.

[kellyhound]

Both were hardcore criminals. Victim had 18 cases running against him and the shooter some for murder and attempted murder. Bilal and Arshad had been quarreling for a few days.

Bilal's younger brother Dawood has a shop in Zaidi Nagar. Two days ago, Arshad and Dawood had a dispute over something in this shop. The fight between the two escalated so much that Arshad allegedly locked Dawood in his shop and beat him with sticks. When Bilal came to know about this, he started having a grudge against Arshad. Bilal wanted to take revenge. He was spying on Arshad for two days.

[NUUDLZ]

Well it sounds like 2 pieces of garbage quarreling and one took the other out. Who's next?!? Poor kids caught up in their stupid ass parents bullshit:2guns firing_v1:

[superhamster]

That's not at all what I heard. I heard Arshad son of Zaidi was known for selling cheap Ganesh statues. He came to take a bath on a swimming pool at Jurranpur gate in Lohianagar late Tuesday evening. Omar Farooq Muhammad Bashir Moogwala had bought one of these cheap knockoffs of the revered god, and according to Kulsum and Kulsumatra, was pissed. Sala Ahad tried to stop the conflict, but to no avail. Omar Farooq Muhammad Bashir Moogwala pulled a tiny pistol from his buttcrack and shot Arshad son of Zaidi. Afterward, everyone went by the nearest kabob shop, then went home to watch 10-year-old American sitcoms.

[MikeyP]

Pfffffftt...... if that could happen a million more times, we'd be better off. Oh wait, it does.

[houseoftechno]

No blood splatter on that fancy pool deck carpet. Shooter kept his focus on the details.

[jennyt]

God, I hate these translations.