[Mr.NoCredit]

At least he got to celebrate his last birthday. Precognition!

[William May]

Originally Posted by v1r ↗

I might have mistaken gymNasium or some shit.

Well, the location is really not that important.

What's important is that you NEVER see anyone keel over at a McDonalds. My only take from that is that Quarter Pounders are medically approved.



Also, the little ice cream cones.

[AngelAssassin]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

He fell at the exact moment that dude turned on the lights, so obviously that’s what killed him.

I’m gonna go try this on my wife.

Edit: it doesn’t work. I turned the lights on and STILL had to hit her with the hammer several times

Quote of the day!!!

[AngelAssassin]

Indians, as a people must have genes that predisposed them to having heart problems.
I have never seen so many young people die from heart problems as from India.

[TerminusV]

Originally Posted by rohmell ↗

There's a guy (not this kid) on Instagram with the same name, and his motto is:
"CHOOSE A GOOD HEART NOT A GOOD FACE"
Perhaps this kid should have followed that guy's advice.

https://www.instagram.com/upadhyayyatendra/?hl=en

Thanks....you just fucked up my algorithms

[RollOnWheelie]

Vaccine induced. As if they needed more ways to check out in the sub-continent.

[azblue81]

Another clot-shot victim.

[Spiffyfable]

No Test Today

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by Brandi ↗

This is proof enough for me that exercising is dangerous

*I tell myself while lounging in a recliner eating Oreos and being a lazy chubby fucker*

A lot of mature and old people I know who had a very active "sports life" during their youth are now suffereing from the later effects of lesions and impact forces in the articulations of lower and upper limbs as well as their spine.

Tendons become less taut and muscles lose tone with age, making the body show the effects of physical stress suffered in earlier times.

[muscleking]

after seeing many heart attack videos I think that's actually a peaceful and preferred way to go when I'm old. this one took 1 second to die. My grandfather died at 84 in his sleep. no medical exam after since it's china and he's old. I always think it was heart attack or stroke.