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Hahahaha... Black Dove. What a load of long winded, meaningless verbal diorreah you post. Blah Blah boring blah blah dribble blah blah.
Outkast only had to read 2 of your posts to realise you are a loser with a capitol "L" !
Outkast.... I like a person that is a good judge of character... you have my vote Picked the Dove like a dirty nose.

Black Dove your pile of blithering, incoherent waffle impresses nobody, just has everyone scratching their heads thinking ... "whats this crap" ?.....
It was especially dissappointing when you got to your last paragraph & you started name calling Outkast, showing some true guttertrash schoolyard mentality. You are a true vulgarian at heart hiding behind your nerdy dictionary!

You should be spanked & spanked very hard. Possibly a good whipping, some spurs, fluffy handcuffs & a bit of turkey slapping thrown in...hhmmmm... im giving myself a stiffy just thinking about it

Anyway..its lights out at the assylum a 9pm. Laterz.

P.S. Rancidmind...apologies on the bro..... broette

9 pm?! Live a little,break the rules

Apologies accepted-I am indeed a cunt and PROUD

And yeah, words are great and all but when you take this life too seriously and bunch your asshole up as tight as Dove's,you might as well split your head open,like this fucker
I dear say, Sadistfucker does not your own username incorporate the use of profanity? Contradiction much? And my passion of veracity is completely necessary- whereas wanking yourself to other people's misfortunes and tragedies is the utter purpose to irrevocable lunacy you delinquent sprite of the damned. Thus, I have every right in the world to project every expletive character under the sun pertaining to you ailing swines. Additionally, for the same reason, y’all have earned this prerogative owing to your own atypical sense of atrocity.

You don't know me Fucker, therefore you don't comprise the knowledge and especially the merits to compile such a bogus narration of my existence. Evidently, I can recapitulate the sole motivation for your continuance: Seeking refuge in fatalities and suffering to amount your personal limitless dissatisfactions in your own fucked up life.

Heed my advice. The next time you wish to hoard yourself with a subsequence mass of paradox, be sure to utilize that single-celled hallow box you may perhaps entitle as a brain. And get yourself an education,. Your linguistics and grammar are atrocious. It shall save you drowning in your own morbid contradictive mortification. Perhaps then you shall be sufficiently proficient to actually comprehend my assertions of which are a foreign conception to you- as a result of your apparent ineptitude. Effortless on my behalf to be frank- whether you wish to believe it or not.

You're in dire need of mental assistance Fucker. Seek it ASAP- preferably before you offend another morally-acclaimed citizen by stepping out into the world of a decent society which, as a majority are blessed with the absence of such brutal callousness. Your standard of living is one OF absolute insignificance. My way of living, the cause for my happiness, contentment and SANITY and your purpose for subsistence are completely inimitable.

I simply shouldn’t harp myself on inadequate menaces of society. Y’all are simply prenatally-neglected genetic invalids of malfunction... And there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

God bless.
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I dear say, Sadistfucker does not your own username incorporate the use of profanity? Contradiction much? And my passion of veracity is completely necessary- whereas wanking yourself to other people's misfortunes and tragedies is the utter purpose to irrevocable lunacy you delinquent sprite of the damned. Thus, I have every right in the world to project every expletive character under the sun pertaining to you ailing swines. Additionally, for the same reason, y’all have earned this prerogative owing to your own atypical sense of atrocity. You don't know me Fucker, therefore you don't comprise the knowledge and especially the merits to compile such a bogus narration of my existence. Evidently, I can recapitulate the sole motivation for your continuance: Seeking refuge in fatalities and suffering to amount your personal limitless dissatisfactions in your own fucked up life. Heed my advice. The next time you wish to hoard yourself with a subsequence mass of paradox, be sure to utilize that single-celled hallow box you may perhaps entitle as a brain. And get yourself an education,. Your linguistics and grammar are atrocious. It shall save you drowning in your own morbid contradictive mortification. Perhaps then you shall be sufficiently proficient to actually comprehend my assertions of which are a foreign conception to you- as a result of your apparent ineptitude. Effortless on my behalf to be frank- whether you wish to believe it or not. You're in dire need of mental assistance Fucker. Seek it ASAP- preferably before you offend another morally-acclaimed citizen by stepping out into the world of a decent society which, as a majority are blessed with the absence of such brutal callousness. Your standard of living is one OF absolute insignificance. My way of living, the cause for my happiness, contentment and SANITY and your purpose for subsistence are completely inimitable. I simply shouldn’t harp myself on inadequate menaces of society. Y’all are simply prenatally-neglected genetic invalids of malfunction... And there’s nothing anyone can do about it. God bless.
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Can somebody translate this gibber into English.
You obviously gave the old Oxford dictionary a workout with this masterpiece of horse slop.

Like Rancid & I both said before... Your long winded gibbering garble impresses nobody except proves you can copy & paste from your theasuras.

However you impress me that you have taken a day off school to spend hours assembling this eye bleeding response. It means I have hit the nerve in you that was intended. That makes me feel good.

If you really want to impress us why dont you grab your video camera, put a 12 guage shotgun into your mouth & blow the top of your head apart. Jump into a tree shredder or something funny like that. Make sure you tell someone to post it here so we can all get a laugh. Cause seriously dude...the shit you write is more painful for people to read than some of the injuries people suffer on this web site.
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Can somebody translate this gibber into English.
You obviously gave the old Oxford dictionary a workout with this masterpiece of horse slop.

Like Rancid & I both said before... Your long winded gibbering garble impresses nobody except proves you can copy & paste from your theasuras.

However you impress me that you have taken a day off school to spend hours assembling this eye bleeding response. It means I have hit the nerve in you that was intended. That makes me feel good.

If you really want to impress us why dont you grab your video camera, put a 12 guage shotgun into your mouth & blow the top of your head apart. Jump into a tree shredder or something funny like that. Make sure you tell someone to post it here so we can all get a laugh. Cause seriously dude...the shit you write is more painful for people to read than some of the injuries people suffer on this web site.
You,my dear, are welcome to any of my barbeques
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I've seen some pretty fucked up shit in the past... but this takes the cake
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im suprised he survived that.
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nice. good luck with that one...
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Can somebody translate this gibber into English.
You obviously gave the old Oxford dictionary a workout with this masterpiece of horse slop.

Like Rancid & I both said before... Your long winded gibbering garble impresses nobody except proves you can copy & paste from your theasuras.

However you impress me that you have taken a day off school to spend hours assembling this eye bleeding response. It means I have hit the nerve in you that was intended. That makes me feel good.

If you really want to impress us why dont you grab your video camera, put a 12 guage shotgun into your mouth & blow the top of your head apart. Jump into a tree shredder or something funny like that. Make sure you tell someone to post it here so we can all get a laugh. Cause seriously dude...the shit you write is more painful for people to read than some of the injuries people suffer on this web site.

LOL says the neglected most undesired sprite of the damned contradiction of supremacy. Based on your potent inanity, I have concluded that your devised fabricated tell-tale was essentially the original source for your terminally-ailing outcome. This verity being liberated; You're merely reflecting your own life's dissatisfactions and exasperations onto myself. The fact that you earnestly believe that I employ the practice of a thesaurus only but further compliments my ego due to which your pit of that denial accentuates your envy... simplicity… But most observably.. Your futility. In other words: idiocy. Ignorance. (In case you’re still toothless to digest my expressional approach.) See? You can’t extract word play from a thesaurus moron. But Please. Continue feeding my ego.. Keep reassuring yourself that the status of my education is counterfeit. You’re simply an insignificant little maggot only digging yourself a deeper grave. You have your wires crossed. For you see, this is what an excited ill-bred bitch of your competency does when you accustom yourself with foreign terminologies- projected especially from me.

What a freakin’ joke.

Prolong your suffering my upholding your inferiority to the world. Frankness signifies sincerity; a symbol of strength in character. Consecutively, yet another ownage. And boy did I slam you with style. I haven’t yet attained my boredom up to the present moment. My written enunciation pertaining to your quote was I reiterate: effortless. Easy. Even graceful. I thank you for brightening my day even further fuckwad! I look forward to crucifying you once more in our subsequent encounter O’ hideous creature of the rank-repulsive. Or you have option 2: Take your own advice punk-pussy; -with your aforementioned piece of incongruity. In fact you're the being whom comprises no purpose for existence.

If it’s not your degenerate psyche, it’s your life. Either-either, Bye bye.
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LMFAO,it KEEPS coming back for more!!!^^ Hmm, lot's of editing

Man is MY "ego" getting full
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im suprised he survived that.
He didn't
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