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I have no idea wtf you just said.
That's ok. My assertion wasn't intended for you anyway.
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Yes, someone please translate that crock of shit into English please.
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Black Dove. Go join the Tinkerbell fairy forum & live in a happy fantasy world. We are here because we like this fucked up shit.
So bash your Oxford dictionary full of big words up your sphinctar & stop trying to pretend you are some intellectual superior being sent from planet Brainfuck. There is no room here for sympathetic do gooders. Take a chill pill, sit back, have a boisterous laugh at ths twat splitting his head open.
And as for RancidMind..... Sadisticfucker likes your style bro ! Keep up the good work.
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holy shit, wish i hadnt found this site now.... fuck morbid curiosity, that is just ....no words to describe it
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lol at Black Dove, what a pretentious douch! dont know him, but i just scrolled through, and WOW what a dick! A compact variety of large adjectives in paragraphs, may, in your own mind, make you look like someone of a high stature with an above average IQ, but to any other human that isnt you, you look like a pretentions cock! p.s I only looked through 2 of your previous posts to come to this conclusion. I may be completely wrong and you are a decent down to earth guy who has had his account hacked by a pretentious twat who decided to post the last 2 posts:......in which case I am sorry :)
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Yes, someone please translate that crock of shit into English please.
Black Dove. Go join the Tinkerbell fairy forum & live in a happy fantasy world. We are here because we like this fucked up shit.
So bash your Oxford dictionary full of big words up your sphinctar & stop trying to pretend you are some intellectual superior being sent from planet Brainfuck. There is no room here for sympathetic do gooders. Take a chill pill, sit back, have a boisterous laugh at ths twat splitting his head open.
And as for RancidMind..... Sadisticfucker likes your style bro ! Keep up the good work.
lol at Black Dove, what a pretentious douch! dont know him, but i just scrolled through, and WOW what a dick! A compact variety of large adjectives in paragraphs, may, in your own mind, make you look like someone of a high stature with an above average IQ, but to any other human that isnt you, you look like a pretentions cock! p.s I only looked through 2 of your previous posts to come to this conclusion. I may be completely wrong and you are a decent down to earth guy who has had his account hacked by a pretentious twat who decided to post the last 2 posts:......in which case I am sorry :)
Ah yes. For your reading contentment, you could perhaps locate both terms in the Dictionary/Thesaurus. But I'm on tenterhooks to inspect whether or not you can resourcefully grasp the understanding of alphabetical sequences.

I'm sincerely struggling to contain myself but for the love of God the paradoxical bullshit that you frequently produce is blatantly ridiculous. Get a valid hobby. One of substance.

Another thing you mother-fucktards, might I add: Y'all you have a tedious habit of relaying the most irrelevant fictional information, and dancing around my proclamation. This most unfortunate realism is lucid and translucent, and above all: EXISTENT. The manner that I choose to express myself via eloquence and articulation is another stipulation for either digestion/acceptance or y'all can simply shove it down your glory-holes. Or I'll speak your language and suggest y'all to demonstrate to the rest of us how noosing yourself is done.

There. I've stooped to your level of functionality.-Though not quite exactly. I still contain something to which citizens deriving from a sane upbringing possess.- However evidently, a foreign concept to yourselves. It's recognized as: RECTITUDE. You may discover the term in the dictionary.

Reading and thus intellectual impairment? Ah then simply go and get fucked. Easy to mentally digest? I cannot simplify this notion anymore than that presented. You're on your own from here.

Damned fucking sprite freaks of corruption.

Way to go me.

Oh and furthermore Outkast, you cunt I'm a being of the FEMALE genus it states so quite clearly.- Not male you illiterate brute of burden. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and presume that you blindfolded yourself prior to producing this typographical hoard of feciel idiocy. I don't have time for this bullshit- I'm off.
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Black Dove. Go join the Tinkerbell fairy forum & live in a happy fantasy world. We are here because we like this fucked up shit.
So bash your Oxford dictionary full of big words up your sphinctar & stop trying to pretend you are some intellectual superior being sent from planet Brainfuck. There is no room here for sympathetic do gooders. Take a chill pill, sit back, have a boisterous laugh at ths twat splitting his head open.
And as for RancidMind..... Sadisticfucker likes your style bro ! Keep up the good work.
Hey, love your style too But I'm not a bro,bro

Yeah whatta shitDove,lmao-still trying to prove something that WILL never be proven Wasting time rules!
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Hahahaha... Black Dove. What a load of long winded, meaningless verbal diorreah you post. Blah Blah boring blah blah dribble blah blah.
Outkast only had to read 2 of your posts to realise you are a loser with a capitol "L" !
Outkast.... I like a person that is a good judge of character... you have my vote Picked the Dove like a dirty nose.

Black Dove your pile of blithering, incoherent waffle impresses nobody, just has everyone scratching their heads thinking ... "whats this crap" ?.....
It was especially dissappointing when you got to your last paragraph & you started name calling Outkast, showing some true guttertrash schoolyard mentality. You are a true vulgarian at heart hiding behind your nerdy dictionary!

You should be spanked & spanked very hard. Possibly a good whipping, some spurs, fluffy handcuffs & a bit of turkey slapping thrown in...hhmmmm... im giving myself a stiffy just thinking about it

Anyway..its lights out at the assylum a 9pm. Laterz.

P.S. Rancidmind...apologies on the bro..... broette
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Hahahaha... Black Dove. What a load of long winded, meaningless verbal diorreah you post. Blah Blah boring blah blah dribble blah blah.
Outkast only had to read 2 of your posts to realise you are a loser with a capitol "L" !
Outkast.... I like a person that is a good judge of character... you have my vote Picked the Dove like a dirty nose.

Black Dove your pile of blithering, incoherent waffle impresses nobody, just has everyone scratching their heads thinking ... "whats this crap" ?.....
It was especially dissappointing when you got to your last paragraph & you started name calling Outkast, showing some true guttertrash schoolyard mentality. You are a true vulgarian at heart hiding behind your nerdy dictionary!

You should be spanked & spanked very hard. Possibly a good whipping, some spurs, fluffy handcuffs & a bit of turkey slapping thrown in...hhmmmm... im giving myself a stiffy just thinking about it

Anyway..its lights out at the assylum a 9pm. Laterz.

P.S. Rancidmind...apologies on the bro..... broette
9 pm?! Live a little,break the rules

Apologies accepted-I am indeed a cunt and PROUD

And yeah, words are great and all but when you take this life too seriously and bunch your asshole up as tight as Dove's,you might as well split your head open,like this fucker
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that video is FUCKING FANTASTIC.... i haven't read all 30 some odd pages, so this thought may have been said before...... did the fucker that videotaped the jump go into the operating room and watch/tape the dudes face being played with like an accordion? just saying it....

2nd post, in a thread with heated drama. what the fuck black dove just relax and watch awesome videos, k?
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