[REVZZYBAN]

How many whacks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[FavaBeans]

Oh God

[itchypussy]

would have been quicker and easier to beat his head off with an actual sugar cane ,

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by itchypussy ↗

would have been quicker and easier to beat his head off with an actual sugar cane ,

And infinitely more fun to watch!
Not to mention the smoothness superiority of 'Hold Still Sugar Brain' over the piddlings I had to choose from.

[Legalscatboy]

Nice workout

[DanteAntonelli]

If he had used the sharp side of the machete it would have been a tad quicker I believe...

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

My favourite though, is the dull machete through the shirt collar combination. Those videos that take so long that the victims actually start to look more angry than scared--scowling even. The Chopper's heavy breathing starts to drown out the liquid wheezing of the Choppee.
"Even with half of my Brain's juices soaked into my shirt, and the dirt I could still click past this Fig Newton's Rubik's Cube record in the time he take to finish here"
Botched executions are effing amazing.

[Suicide_Note]

Oh, the irony of the peace sign emoji being onscreen for the duration.

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by Suicide_Note ↗

Oh, the irony of the peace sign emoji being onscreen for the duration.

I'm sure they've just finally figured out that all their phones come factory direct with their Gang's hand sign already programmed into them--The V in Comando Vermelho

[AngelAssassin]

Originally Posted by NUUDLZ ↗

Too bad they didn't show the beginning....

For what? LOL Another four more minutes of hack hack hacking before this minute and a half of hacking? Yay! Bring it on!!!