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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

The world's largest pillow!
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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

Its the latest Chinese mattress ad.
* You'll sleep like as if you were dead *

Also, that first aid was phenomenal.
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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

Well, it took them TWO tries to get the fuckin thing onto a pallet, so these guys are obviously not the brightest knives in the refrigerator

(NOTE: Mixed metaphors are intentional)
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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

:fac epalm::1zh elp
He either broke his neck or just knocked the fuck out
Worlds biggest cushion killed him lol
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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

What are the odds of that...?
1.72 in decimal EU odds
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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

A "my pillow guy" pillow!!
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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

Comfort Killing. (trademarked)
"Pivot........PIvot!!"
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OSHA approved in China.
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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

Would have thought it would "cushion the impact"
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Re: Hit in the Head by a Huge Cushion

Well. Remind me to NOT get THAT mattress brand.


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