[kellyhound]

The beheaded body of a 55-year-old middle-aged man was found from the drain between Simha Toll and Dharhar under Khirhar and Basopatti police station area at around 10 am.

The dead body was seen by the nearby laborers in the morning in the drain located between the two border areas. The body was identified as H. alias B, 55, of Chanan Kasera village under Khirhar police station area.

The incident was first reported to the Khirhar police station by the local people. After getting the information, the police reached the spot, saw the body and went away saying that it is a matter of Basopatti police station area.

However, immediately Basopatti SHO Arvind Kumar also reached. During interrogation, the villagers showed the map and told that the incident is of Khirhar police station area.

After this, Jayanagar ASP Shaurya Suman and Benipatti Inspector Rajesh Kumar reached the spot. Along with this, Amin was also brought along from Khirhar police station.

Seeing the map, Amin told that the place where the dead body is lying is in Basopatti police station area. After this, the body was taken out by Basopatti police station and the body was sent for post-mortem.

For a long time, the police searched for the severed head but without success. After the incident, the wife and children of the deceased were in a bad condition.

The deceased has a total of seven children. Information about the incident is being provided by the wife of the deceased in the police station.

[rhubarb_king]

Now I wonder where that head could be? It's bound to turn up somewhere

He drank a diet coke and swallowed a mentos!

[pokerplay]

Now listen, they say if you travel to Basopatti, you shouldn't drink the water. But, the fact is that if you heat the water gently over an open flame, then wait for the small little chunks of body parts to float to the top of the water (scoop those out and discard), then add a dash of kosher salt (for flavor), then take a sieve (or a spagetti colander) and drain the water into another pot (this will remove most of the intestinal and organ debris. Then heat the drained water over another peaceful fire until it starts a rolling boil. At this stage, the discoloration of the water from the blood, bile and poopoo that has entrained itself will begin to separate and rise to the surface. Now strain the water through a cheesecloth and into a large coffee mug. You should be able to put that cup into a microwave and zap it on high for around 5-6hrs. When the water has cooled and you are certain there are no green, purple, or black particles still floating around toward the top, you can take a small sip. After the sip, wait 72-124 hrs, have yourself checked in and tested at the nearest emergency clinic. Tell them to look for flesh eating bacteria and parasites. If you aren't dead yet and your asshole is not firehosing diarhea and rooster tailing poop ropes out your backend, you can safely consume the rest of the Basopatti water.

[HYPRTCKR]

~ Too many children, in too much debt. Always a mooch, a leech, a pariah.
~ Someone decided to do a way-out courtesy beheading
~ Courteousy-Mute next time please. Damn worthless talent scout bait mob.

[Rad Anyaz]

Maybe he's half turtle and just a little bit shy

[NUUDLZ]

Looks like the circus came to town early !!!

[kbt3168]

Authorities have ruled out suicide at this point.

[Brynjar]

It kinda looked like he was treading water without a head.

[kellyhound]

Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

Now I wonder where that head could be? It's bound to turn up somewhere

If they find the head on Khirhar territory instead of Basopatti territory i wonder if they'll hand over the head to their neighbours for further investigation or will they start their own investigation without the body as in India everything is possible

[Dr_Jackal]

"Coroner": He died of natural causes.