[Guns N' Coffee]

Thought he could outshoot 2 deputies who were within spitting distance of him, needs more practice he totally missed.

[bartoszt1977]

He dindoo nuffin'. He wuz just showing 'em his gun.

[rhubarb_king]

I love it when Darwin delegates his tasks to police.

[gevatano]

Originally Posted by mothmon ↗

Good, clean, quick, and efficient kill with excellent situational awareness and no brain lag on those cops. That perp, tho... How does someone like that, so obviously incredibly stupid, even manage to be a homeowner, unless he still lives with his mommy or granddaddy or something?

Idk about quick though. Perp was still able to fire two shots to the right. That's two shots too much.

[ride]

The bathrobe was a particularly casual deception. He wasn't coming out to enjoy a midday sweet tea with the officers.

[jackson]

Originally Posted by mothmon ↗

Good, clean, quick, and efficient kill with excellent situational awareness and no brain lag on those cops. That perp, tho... How does someone like that, so obviously incredibly stupid, even manage to be a homeowner, unless he still lives with his mommy or granddaddy or something?

that was probably your baby's mother's house

[mothmon]

Originally Posted by jackson ↗

that was probably your baby's mother's house

Wow, you really showed me with your Wildean levels of wit here, Reggie! Don't think Oscar Wilde ever did a "yo mama" comeback though.

[mothmon]

Originally Posted by gevatano ↗

Idk about quick though. Perp was still able to fire two shots to the right. That's two shots too much.

Yeah, on second thought, if that perp didn't obviously have brain lag from his alcohol fetal syndrome or whatever and wasn't so poor a shot, he could have gotten a good pop or two in on that cop.

[Spiffyfable]

John Wick fantasies will do that

[DocuRealMoose]

Hmm....