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04-15-2026, 04:54 PM
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Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
In India, 29 year old A.K, lost balance and first fell onto the counter of a tea stall hitting his head at a bowl of fried snacks before collapsing onto the ground, where he remained unresponsive for approx. 3 minutes. Those at the scene initially mistook his collapse for an epileptic seizure. In an attempt to revive him, they used a local folk remedy by making him smell shoes and socks  before realizing the severity of the situation and rushed him to the hospital. While a post-mortem was ordered to confirm the exact cause, doctors at the hospital where he was declared dead on arrival strongly suspect a sudden cardiac arrest. |
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04-15-2026, 06:11 PM
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Re: Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
Hmmmmmmm.............smelling socks as a folk remedy.........that's one I hadn't heard before! But I will certainly try it the next time I see someone collapsed over a tray of fried snacks. Wonder if it is equally effective with electrocutions?  |
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04-15-2026, 06:18 PM
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Re: Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
Speaking of snacks, OREO is selling a "SPECIAL" cookie pack of Star Wars cookies to celebrate "May the 4th" when many theaters are showing the George Lucas approved version of the first Star Wars movie. $50 gets you 12 (TWELVE EACH) cookies in a little package, with the cookies molded to celebrate the different characters related to Star Wars. I'd buy a set, but I'm gonna wait for Tubba to pay for them. If I was spending MY money, I'd by the 40 lb. SACK O' Oreos, and just pretend they looked like the Star Wars characters. I'm waiting to see if they actually SELL any of these. I predict a BUNCH of them for sale on "May the 5th" in honor of "People who are smarter than Jar-Jar Binks and wouldn't pay that kind of money for 12 fucking Oreo cookies, what are you NUTS? money doesn't grow on trees, ya know! DAY" |
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04-15-2026, 06:19 PM
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Re: Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
Also. Sorry this guy died. |
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04-15-2026, 08:08 PM
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Re: Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
I'll bet they still tried to sell those snacks too  |
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04-15-2026, 08:46 PM
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Re: Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
Kellyhound you tease! I was sure I would see a guy fall forward into batter and then his head rolls into snacks deep frying in hot oil. His head bobs up out of the oil and looks like a giant McNugget... dissapointed  |
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04-15-2026, 09:16 PM
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Re: Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
The guy's heart stalled at the street stall.
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04-16-2026, 10:15 AM
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Re: Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
Bobbing for nuggets, FAIL!
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04-16-2026, 03:05 PM
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Re: Guy Suffers Cardiac Arrest and Hits Bowl of Fried Snacks at Street Stall
I actually LOL'd.  |
