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01-27-2011, 01:10 PM
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what's with the URL being right where we needed to see?
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What do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?




A good start.


I'm sure right after the guy shot him, he said "CASE CLOSED, MOTHER FUCKER."
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It's a start...
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead attorney in the middle of the road?




































There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I hope he only got a mail in ticket for the offense.
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this is childs play... i killed about a thousand people in my 3rd movie. john rambo sees all
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a lawer tried to steal my bike once, now i know where he/the rest of his family lives, i dropped the charges and only requested an apology but he just keeps giving me the finger, now i go up to him in public when he is with his wife and kids and parents and confront him in public to how he is a worthless thief and a true liberal lawyer crook,
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One less

My Darwinian theory is this. One hundred years from now, limited light sensory devises will start to grow out the back of their head. Therefore resulting eventually into eyeballs....
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Hell Yeah!!! F*ckin hate lawyers. They're actually lying, thieving politicians in their larva stage. Rest In Piss
LOL.. true, but Im sure there might be a couple ok lawyers.


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