Guy Found w/ Face Eaten Clean Off by His Cats

darlingnikki88 · #51 ● 12-10-2019, 08:16 AM

Either that guy had a micro-penis or the cats ate it too!

philovan · #52 ● 12-10-2019, 11:22 AM

I'd be honored if my cat ate my body when I die.

Put it in your will.

LuckiiDevil21 · #53 ● 11-12-2020, 12:43 AM

I think they ate his cock too

DanteAntonelli · #54 ● 11-13-2020, 05:04 PM

This takes feeding your pets to the Boss level

cainmarko · #55 ● 11-14-2020, 05:37 AM

So, who still thinks their pets love them?!

Dude is dead, had the cat's/pets eaten him alive, then your comment might have made more sense. What are they supposed to mourn him and say a eulogy?

philovan · #56 ● 11-14-2020, 08:19 AM

So, who still thinks their pets love them?!

Of course they do. Let me count the ways . . .

philovan · #57 ● 11-14-2020, 08:21 AM

My cat has implicit instructions to do the same to my face when I die.

So you believe that your cat would do a better job than a mortician in making you "presentable" in your coffin?

wynncraft · #58 ● 11-14-2020, 08:28 AM

i always wonder why my cat keeps staring at me when i'm asleep

skinnypig74 · #59 ● 11-16-2020, 12:35 AM

Holy crap, I mean this is the holy grail for those asking the age old question “would my cats really eat me if I died?” Yes. Yes the would.

b1llygo4t · #60 ● 11-16-2020, 08:29 PM

"If I died alone on my apartment like a rat in a cage, would my neighbors smell my body before my cat ate my face" - Aesop Rock

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