[Wren]

A lot of glowing eyes in that room...

[Budd Dwyer]

Cats will be food for chinese
Chinese will be food for russians
Russian will be food for cats

Circle of life

[nofate]

I'm sure as a cat lover he would have wanted them to eat his face instead of starve..

[b1gpoppa]

Originally Posted by JESUS ↗

Back story:

His name is Yuri Plinska, and he lived in Minsk. He was a 54 year old electrician.

He died of a heart attack
While masturbating, which is why his pants are missing.

While most cats would’ve automatically gobbled his cocknballs, Yuri’s case was different...

He ate lots of garlic, so his semen has a garlic flavor & aroma.

Cats may love the taste of garlicky semen, but they know garlic’s toxic to their systems, and thus avoided eating Yuri’s penile meat post-mortem, and opted for his face.

All this talk of semen and garlic has made me telephone the local chinese restaurant ..... I just ordered 3 serves of their 'soup of the day' - Cream of Sum Yung Guy. I'm Murph, and you've been listening to the comedy stylings of Murph & the Magic Tones. Don't you go changing .....

[deathspartoflife]

Originally Posted by Padraig Flaherty ↗

So, who still thinks their pets love them?!

If you were locked up in a confined cell with your dying grand ma, no food or water and grannie carks it only days later, you would be tucking into her flesh within a couple of weeks

[tacocats]

I love my cats and told ‘em to just start eating my face if I die before them. & that I’d totally understand.

[U.B.Hotch]

Fuckin' cats...I fucking hate those things...Spawn of Satan, they are...

[nerd]

You treat your cats so well and feed them every day - even after you die, whether you want them to or not. ;)

[Cushcush2]

Did the cats eat his pants too?

[habsphannn]

My cat has implicit instructions to do the same to my face when I die.