[fastfish]

I only feel bad for the guy that hut him. I hope he didn't fuck his car up too bad.

[kellyhound]

litter, a parked car, a food stand and a drunk tool staggering at an intersection. What could possibly go wrong. The guy on the left in the booth keeping records how many people die at that intersection.

[FakedaSeizure]

Dumb fucking luck

[CombatVet]

We should all take comfort in knowing that the biggest mistakes we can make in life will only hurt for a split second

[docfr8]

A man of constant sorrow

[rhubarb_king]

It's an innocent mistake

[Necrotic Bowel]

Dead drunk

[Steve]

Unlucky!

[Ballzyboy]

Originally Posted by foxfantastic ↗

I've been that drunk before; I feel nothing but sorrow for that poor motherfucker. Hats off to a dude just trying to forget his sorrows and have a pleasant night off from work.

More like he pissed away his money drinking and got kicked out early. He wasn’t unlucky he was stupid. Why was he standing in the road? I guess people that get hit by trains are “unlucky” too.

[nstine83]

But was he vaccinated?....