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11-06-2019, 01:45 PM
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
Forced ambidexterity.
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#12
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11-06-2019, 07:54 PM
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
bet he cant wipe his ass with his left hand !  |
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#13
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11-06-2019, 09:02 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:504 Kill all humans Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 2,053 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 434 Post(s)
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
Run over or some farm machinery? Poor sod, no medical help to speak of there  |
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#14
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11-06-2019, 09:08 PM
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
He is gasping like a bass  |
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#15
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11-06-2019, 10:09 PM
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
When you realise Arms dealers don't do Arms *Gasps*
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#16
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11-07-2019, 05:34 AM
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
Didn't shake hands with the guy at the end. How rude!
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#17
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11-07-2019, 10:32 AM
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
A little bit of duct tape and a lot of love will get him playing the piano again in no time.
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#18
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11-09-2019, 12:36 PM
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
Gobble, gobble..gobble, gobble..gobble... like turkeys and the man needs medical treatment IMMEDIATELY!!! But NOOOO!!!! They just go on 'GOBBELING!?'  What the fuck!? This is why some countries are called 'third world.' They die instead of thrive. Fuckwits!  |
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#19
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11-09-2019, 01:15 PM
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Re: Guy in Apparent Shock As He's Not Armed for Protection
Maybe some bleeding-heart liberal, Orthopedic Surgeon can fly his ass here and fit him with a orthopedic arm and grab some CNN headlines.
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