You don't need military training to know that :
a) firing a rifle without sighting a target is pure showmanship and if you hit anything, then its a fucking miracle.
b) wearing a all black clothing / a ninja costume, does not make you less visible, especially standing in front of a white building in the middle of the daytime.
c) Allah may well be Akbar, but he can't stop bullets from a mounted heavy machine gun. Or maybe he can, but he isn't fucking going to. So having a beard in these situations and wiping your arse with your left hand is as much use as a chocolate teapot.
d) If you do lay down a hailstorm of supressing fire with your machine gun, it's wise to use this opportunity to let your colleagues do something useful, like plan an outflanking manouevre, or advance to a tactical position. Asking your colleagues to use this time to film you so you can appear on youtube is a sign that you have not got your priorities in the correct order.
dude I fucking love you,
