[Ozymandias]

jesus fucking christ this is hilarious

[xcount me inx]

Talk about a speed bump!

[John Doenut]

Looks like everyone in his neighbourhood knew this would happen sooner or later, hence the why the oversized coffin appearing as if by magic that they’d had a whip round for years ago.
Judging by the ticky tacky construction they must have thought he was a fat cunt and didn’t deserve a proper coffin.