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06-04-2018, 05:40 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,853
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Grandma Dead After Hesitating Halfway Crossing the Road
Her husband and herself crossed a road yesterday evening. He made it to the other side but she (a middle aged grandmother) hesitated halfway and returned so a car hit her. The driver was questioned by the cops and he told them that he couldn't avoid her as she was slow and the car was faster  |
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06-04-2018, 05:57 PM
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Re: Grandma Dead After Hesitating Halfway Crossing the Road
only one thing left to do: dig through her pockets for loose change. looks like some punk got her iPhone off the road.
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06-04-2018, 09:43 PM
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| My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:350 "IT"-Species; Genus-genius Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,611 3,611Posts 5,349Thanked 619Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Grandma Dead After Hesitating Halfway Crossing the Road
Yes, granny is slow and yes, cars are generally faster than granny.
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06-04-2018, 11:51 PM
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Re: Grandma Dead After Hesitating Halfway Crossing the Road
Unfortunate, hope she's insured |
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06-05-2018, 01:42 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:827 There's more than 2 genders BIGOTS! Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 942 942Posts 2,365Thanked 208Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Grandma Dead After Hesitating Halfway Crossing the Road
Poor lady, has to be horrible to lose your loved one like that  |
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06-06-2018, 06:00 AM
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Re: Grandma Dead After Hesitating Halfway Crossing the Road
Should have played more Frogger as a kid for training purposes.
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06-06-2018, 07:57 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1703 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 317 317Posts 1,002Thanked 62Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Grandma Dead After Hesitating Halfway Crossing the Road
Best nonchalant logical response ever.
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