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Old 01-13-2025, 09:38 PM
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Re: Gospel Singer Was Caught With Severed Head of Girlfriend

He's a skinny guy he won't do well in Nigerian prison. He's going to get fucked.
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cannibals dont like eating gospel singer cause they keep throwing up their hands
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All the King's horses, and all the King's men, couldn't put Eleojo back together again.
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are they mostly laughing, retching or crying? I need June Cleaver or another jive translator!

Might want that severed head for cooking, rituals or necro deep throat ala Ted Bundy (if they be mankind) and/or getting some skull (if the hotentot be womenkind)
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Re: Gospel Singer Was Caught With Severed Head of Girlfriend

Look at all that yellow fat
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so much body fat
mmm grill it
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Re: Gospel Singer Was Caught With Severed Head of Girlfriend

I hope this guy things it was worth it when they put a noose around his neck.
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