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He will sooner or later. In his case, most likely sooner.
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these Brazilians and hispanics are so damn ruthless!
what do you think he stole ?
probably someones drugs or at least drug related..
but it could have been something as minor as stole someones candy bar or someones chewing gum!

he would have had to of raped my dog or hurt my kids for me to do something of this type of violent revenge !!!

geeeeebus christol'e
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03-11-2020, 03:08 AM
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He's still alive.....wtf!!! He got off easy!!
I wonder if you'd think like that being second in line...
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it seems like someone went medieval on that poor lawn chair before breaking its back
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Thats gonna make some interesting x-rays
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Every time they hit that white plastic chair, it made me wince in sympathy.
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No more than a slap on the wrist. What’s all the fuss?
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Ayyy! Ayyy yiiii! (Don't hurt my phone!) Ayyy! Aiiieee!
I feel bad for laughing because I know they're in great pain but I just can't help it when they keep saying it.
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After the first hand smack, I would have just gotten extremely upset and kicked all their fucking asses....or at least put up one hell of a fight. Fucking pack of pussy assed punks, real tough guys to beat up on one damned guy
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Experiment #21, Day 12
Subject fingers and wrist bone fractured. Subject showed great distress.
Conclusion: Smartphone strapped to arm was poor protection from stick.
Back to the drawing board
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