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03-10-2020, 03:51 AM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:49 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 30,672
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Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
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03-10-2020, 03:58 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
I guess he'll have to learn to crank one-off at the wrist with his left hand.
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03-10-2020, 07:03 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,183 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9550 Post(s)
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
Ayyy! Ayyy yiiii! (Don't hurt my phone!) Ayyy! Aiiieee!
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03-10-2020, 07:24 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:302 male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 4,220 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 561 Post(s)
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
He's still alive.....wtf!!! He got off easy!!  |
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03-10-2020, 07:33 AM
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
translation: "Stop putting your hand on the table!"
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03-10-2020, 08:38 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:484 Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,161 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 517 Post(s)
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
That hand will have the same rigidity of a blown up rubber glove now .... that’s gotta hurt |
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03-10-2020, 11:56 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:141 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,548 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6129 Post(s)
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
More likely, touching someone else's property. The punishment is severe, but falls short of the amputation prescribed elsewhere.
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03-10-2020, 12:33 PM
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
Suitable punishment for thieves. We should adopt and implement the same here. Even for shoplifting.. Grand larceny = broken legs  |
