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03-10-2020, 03:51 AM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:46 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 32,592
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Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
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03-10-2020, 03:58 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,541
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
I guess he'll have to learn to crank one-off at the wrist with his left hand.
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03-10-2020, 07:03 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,202 22,202Posts 43,089Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
Ayyy! Ayyy yiiii! (Don't hurt my phone!) Ayyy! Aiiieee!
__________________ Why so sad? Your tears are no match for mine. |
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03-10-2020, 07:24 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:305 male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 4,261 4,261Posts 8,267Thanked 568Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
He's still alive.....wtf!!! He got off easy!!  |
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03-10-2020, 07:25 AM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:305 male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 4,261 4,261Posts 8,267Thanked 568Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
He must have been caught touching himself!!   |
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03-10-2020, 07:33 AM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:7744 Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 24 24Posts 25Thanked 4Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
translation: "Stop putting your hand on the table!"
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03-10-2020, 08:38 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:490 Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,159 2,159Posts 10,150Thanked 517Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
That hand will have the same rigidity of a blown up rubber glove now .... that’s gotta hurt |
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03-10-2020, 11:56 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:142 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,819 11,819Posts 10,841Thanked 6,222Quoted 32Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
More likely, touching someone else's property. The punishment is severe, but falls short of the amputation prescribed elsewhere.
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03-10-2020, 12:33 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,483
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Re: Give A Perfect Gumby Handjob Every Time
Suitable punishment for thieves. We should adopt and implement the same here. Even for shoplifting.. Grand larceny = broken legs  |
