[HuskyFlounder]

Gay

[Bish82]

LOL. Boogeyman Biden at it again huh? Spoken like a true Kool-Aid guzzling, FOX News watching, Trump boot licking cult follower zombie snowflake. Drugs are BAD for you.

Originally Posted by RoadRash ↗

Open up the border and let these guys in. Oh wait, Biden already did.

[RoadRash]

Originally Posted by Bish82 ↗

LOL. Boogeyman Biden at it again huh? Spoken like a true Kool-Aid guzzling, FOX News watching, Trump boot licking cult follower zombie snowflake. Drugs are BAD for you.

Awe the keyboard warrior can't handle the truth. All you gotta do is look at what's happening. Or you can keep up your desperate and pathetic attempts at humorous insults (you're not very good). If you just flat out refuse to admit what is happening at the border, then everything you just said, is perfectly fitting to you. Truth hurts

[Mfeile1974]

Originally Posted by stranglewank ↗

Our housekeeper is from Venezuela, and when she sends back supplies, she sends back older phones so she can facetime with her parents and siblings. All of their SIM cards are from Columbia, though since shit's so bad in that shithole.

When she was younger, they had people being eaten by lions, and anacondas like once a week at her village since you'd have to go to the river to get water. The problem is that Tigers (like polar bears and salt water crocodiles) are one of the few animals that will actively hunt humans, so this meant that the attacks were very frequent as the Tigers would just wait until they needed to bathe, fetch water, and/or clean their clothes.

So even before all the drugs, inflation, and overall crime, it's been a hostile place to live.

Our housekeeper though babysat me when I was young, and I've known her all my life. One of the hardest working, genuine people you'll ever meet, and I always help her with whatever she needs help with because of it.

Last year, there was a string of break-ins in our area, so I kept my rifle underneath my bed and I forgot about it when she came to do our house. She was vacuuming under my bed and she checked and got startled by it, and I reassured her that even though it's real, it's not loaded. Hahahaha

Couple things wrong here. If you are keeping your rifle unloaded, then keep it put away. No point in having it accessible if it's not ready to use. It's just ready to be stolen.
Not saying she isn't from there, but the stories are bull.
Anacondas don't eat people. Attack if they are messed with, yes. Eat, no. Our shoulders are way too wide for something that eats head first. Someone has seen too many movies...
Also, there are no lions or tigers in South America. The largest cat is a jaguar which is on the endangered species list (so rare) and not naturally aggressive to humans.
So once a week attacks alone is hard enough to believe. Once a week eaten by animals that don't eat humans, is just not accurate at all.

[stranglewank]

Originally Posted by Mfeile1974 ↗

Couple things wrong here. If you are keeping your rifle unloaded, then keep it put away. No point in having it accessible if it's not ready to use. It's just ready to be stolen.
Not saying she isn't from there, but the stories are bull.
Anacondas don't eat people. Attack if they are messed with, yes. Eat, no. Our shoulders are way too wide for something that eats head first. Someone has seen too many movies...
Also, there are no lions or tigers in South America. The largest cat is a jaguar which is on the endangered species list (so rare) and not naturally aggressive to humans.
So once a week attacks alone is hard enough to believe. Once a week eaten by animals that don't eat humans, is just not accurate at all.

1. Keeping a gun loaded in my country is a felony, and the best I can do is have a quick access safe to a magazine and ammo. You'd have to be retarded to think it would be better to have nothing even if it's not loaded.

2. If not an anaconda, it's a python. And if not a Tiger, a leopard.

These are first person accounts from somebody that while speaks English, gets things confused.

I don't know what else I can do to prove to you that the person I am talking about is from rural Venezuela, but based on your incessant need to tell me I'm wrong, I'm assuming nothing will sate your inferiority complex.

But to 'correct' it, swap out anaconda with Python and tiger with leopard, and the 'bullshit' will make sense.

Both are known to hunt humans, and leopards, like tigers will systematically hunt humans.

[Mfeile1974]

Originally Posted by stranglewank ↗

1. Keeping a gun loaded in my country is a felony, and the best I can do is have a quick access safe to a magazine and ammo. You'd have to be retarded to think it would be better to have nothing even if it's not loaded.

2. If not an anaconda, it's a python. And if not a Tiger, a leopard.

These are first person accounts from somebody that while speaks English, gets things confused.

I don't know what else I can do to prove to you that the person I am talking about is from rural Venezuela, but based on your incessant need to tell me I'm wrong, I'm assuming nothing will sate your inferiority complex.

But to 'correct' it, swap out anaconda with Python and tiger with leopard, and the 'bullshit' will make sense.

Both are known to hunt humans, and leopards, like tigers will systematically hunt humans.

First off, I didn't resort to petty name calling or assuming intellect levels.

I'm not even going to get into the gun thing. As a defensive firearms instructor, I don't feel that is entirely correct, but that is a whole other can of worms.

I never said she wasn't from there or a good person. I said anacondas (the correct large snake for the area) do not eat people. Having owned large snakes, I am somewhat familiar with their behavior. Yes they can and will attack to defend themselves, and anacondas are a bit on the pissy side to begin with, but they can not physically eat people.
It's not an inferiority complex on my part, it is biology. They are physically incapable of eating an adult human. Can they eat small children? Depending on the size of the snake and if it is a toddler size then yes, it is possible but not likely. And not every week as you would very soon run out of children in a small village.

Jaguars can attack people but don't hunt them. They have a large range and look for easy prey. As do most all predators. Humans are too much of a risk for them to take down and we taste bad. And again, they are endangered. So contact with them is minimal.

I think you said it youself when you said she gets confused. Maybe there were a few isolated incidents, but those animals eating someone every week just won't happen. Not to mention at that rate a small village would be completely wiped out in a couple months.

[DocuRealMoose]

Did dude say "Where are my eggs"? as he shot that guy????

[docfr8]

Originally Posted by stranglewank ↗

Our housekeeper is from Venezuela, and when she sends back supplies, she sends back older phones so she can facetime with her parents and siblings. All of their SIM cards are from Columbia, though since shit's so bad in that shithole.

When she was younger, they had people being eaten by lions, and anacondas like once a week at her village since you'd have to go to the river to get water. The problem is that Tigers (like polar bears and salt water crocodiles) are one of the few animals that will actively hunt humans, so this meant that the attacks were very frequent as the Tigers would just wait until they needed to bathe, fetch water, and/or clean their clothes.

So even before all the drugs, inflation, and overall crime, it's been a hostile place to live.

Our housekeeper though babysat me when I was young, and I've known her all my life. One of the hardest working, genuine people you'll ever meet, and I always help her with whatever she needs help with because of it.

Last year, there was a string of break-ins in our area, so I kept my rifle underneath my bed and I forgot about it when she came to do our house. She was vacuuming under my bed and she checked and got startled by it, and I reassured her that even though it's real, it's not loaded. Hahahaha

I love the story... but there are a few things that I was wondering about...

I was unaware that there were lions, anacondas and tigers that have been killing people like polar bears in Venezuela.. It must have been a relocation program that went bad.. Niether lions or tigers are native to any of the Americas.. Maybe Jaguars or Pumas

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by stranglewank ↗

Our housekeeper is from Venezuela, and when she sends back supplies, she sends back older phones so she can facetime with her parents and siblings. All of their SIM cards are from Columbia, though since shit's so bad in that shithole.

When she was younger, they had people being eaten by lions, and anacondas like once a week at her village since you'd have to go to the river to get water. The problem is that Tigers (like polar bears and salt water crocodiles) are one of the few animals that will actively hunt humans, so this meant that the attacks were very frequent as the Tigers would just wait until they needed to bathe, fetch water, and/or clean their clothes.

So even before all the drugs, inflation, and overall crime, it's been a hostile place to live.

Our housekeeper though babysat me when I was young, and I've known her all my life. One of the hardest working, genuine people you'll ever meet, and I always help her with whatever she needs help with because of it.

Last year, there was a string of break-ins in our area, so I kept my rifle underneath my bed and I forgot about it when she came to do our house. She was vacuuming under my bed and she checked and got startled by it, and I reassured her that even though it's real, it's not loaded. Hahahaha

There's only one Columbia in this continent: British Columbia!

[Spiffyfable]

Someday... an AI monitoring our phones will flag that for further investigation

There will come a time when people become AFRAID to take pictures on their phones due to Big Brother and Sister and Cousin listening in or viewing pictures that we believe are private.