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04-01-2026, 01:17 PM
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Re: Gang Leader Waiting for Chair Being Reupholstered Shot 4 Times from Behind
Funnily enough, as the chair was being re-upholstered, the sicario de-holstered his weapon.
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#12
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04-01-2026, 04:21 PM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:449 The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,475
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Re: Gang Leader Waiting for Chair Being Reupholstered Shot 4 Times from Behind
Upholstery is done by an upholsterer. You can have something upholstered again and again but the person doing it does not get the re prefix, they are just an upholsterer. I am realizing now that I have never had to write that word out before, especially several times. It is a strange word, making me think of someone who makes fancy upmarket gun holsters. This guy clearly works at an hourly rate because I once saw the Three Stooges dump thumbtacks into a machine gun and do an entire piece of furniture in mere seconds so I know for damn sure that it can be done. |
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04-01-2026, 05:22 PM
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Re: Gang Leader Waiting for Chair Being Reupholstered Shot 4 Times from Behind
What’s a gang leader doing picking up his own chairs  |
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04-02-2026, 05:17 AM
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Re: Gang Leader Waiting for Chair Being Reupholstered Shot 4 Times from Behind
I read the title as though the chair was reupholstered 4 times. Was getting ready for a long ass video. Turns out, it wasn’t even reupholstered once.
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04-02-2026, 02:10 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:1104 Green Guy Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 593 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 119 Post(s)
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Re: Gang Leader Waiting for Chair Being Reupholstered Shot 4 Times from Behind
So a person is an upholsterer only during the first upholstering. I learn something new everyday!
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04-07-2026, 10:30 AM
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Re: Gang Leader Waiting for Chair Being Reupholstered Shot 4 Times from Behind
Now the upholstery shop has a chair in the window with a sign - FOR SALE: Execution Chair. One Owner. Priced to sell!
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