[kellyhound]

if trees could tell tales.

[William May]

I can confidently say, based on my special training at the Brazilian Crime Investigation and Plumbing School, that it was:
"SQUIRREL ELEMENTS!"!
I also determine that "Laurie" was NOT involved!

You are quite welcome!

[docfr8]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

I can confidently say, based on my special training at the Brazilian Crime Investigation and Plumbing School, that it was:
"SQUIRREL ELEMENTS!"!
I also determine that "Laurie" was NOT involved!

You are quite welcome!

Wow an esteemed colleague, oh capital!!!
I attended the Cameroon School of Behavioral Science and General Construction :

[megaman]

The guy in the tree attended the RHWCC, Royal Human Wind chime College ...wow, this thread is full of education

[William May]

Originally Posted by docfr8 ↗

Wow an esteemed colleague, oh capital!!!
I attended the Cameroon School of Behavioral Science and General Construction :

I'm impressed! I tried getting in there, but my grade point average was too low! Also, I was unable to manipulate the door handle to get in. But I always wanted to be one of the "Cammie Beaver"s. A most exclusive club!
So it was between the "BCIP", as we referred to it, or the "Guatemalan Umpire and Military Private Program. I didn't want to be a GUMP. so I picked the other one. I'm not sorry. I have a high-paying job as an ineffective bureaucrat.
Many papers I even write on, too!

[docfr8]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

I'm impressed! I tried getting in there, but my grade point average was too low! Also, I was unable to manipulate the door handle to get in. But I always wanted to be one of the "Cammie Beaver"s. A most exclusive club!
So it was between the "BCIP", as we referred to it, or the "Guatemalan Umpire and Military Private Program. I didn't want to be a GUMP. so I picked the other one. I'm not sorry. I have a high-paying job as an ineffective bureaucrat.
Many papers I even write on, too!

I got creative and forged the documentation for my entrance exam.. funny how a B used to be an F

My exam scores were of course way under the threshold to enter, so I added a 1 to the 23 = 123 and it worked

A good education is very important

[William May]

Originally Posted by docfr8 ↗

I got creative and forged the documentation for my entrance exam.. funny how a B used to be an F

My exam scores were of course way under the threshold to enter, so I added a 1 to the 23 = 123 and it worked

A good education is very important

Don't I know that!
My exam scores were bad, too, so I used someone else's. That's doing it the easy way. I've always
tried to avoid physical labor, like that pesky writing over Whiteout.
I used my car's emission standards test for my IQ rating. They were amazed. It sure makes a difference whether the numbers pertain to a car, or a brain. The guys at the DMV were really negative, while the guys at the college were awestruck. Just goes to show you, it's always a matter of perspective.
Also working in my favor was my Nobel Prize.
Uh....not THAT one!
It's the one they give out at the Alfred Nobel Dynamite Training Institute. It's actually a "Nobel Award" but I didn't point that out to the guys at the detective school. (Or plumbing College, as I prefer to refer to it)
I won it for losing a finger in a blasting cap explosion.
5 times.
In individual accidents.
On succeeding days of class.
But that still left me with enough fingers to be a bureaucrat. You only have to have 2 fingers to hold a pen. Coming in late, leaving early, taking long lunches, and loafing about the office don't really require much skill, thankfully.
I'd give you 2 thumbs up for your post, but I only have one left.

[docfr8]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Don't I know that!
My exam scores were bad, too, so I used someone else's. That's doing it the easy way. I've always
tried to avoid physical labor, like that pesky writing over Whiteout.
I used my car's emission standards test for my IQ rating. They were amazed. It sure makes a difference whether the numbers pertain to a car, or a brain. The guys at the DMV were really negative, while the guys at the college were awestruck. Just goes to show you, it's always a matter of perspective.
Also working in my favor was my Nobel Prize.
Uh....not THAT one!
It's the one they give out at the Alfred Nobel Dynamite Training Institute. It's actually a "Nobel Award" but I didn't point that out to the guys at the detective school. (Or plumbing College, as I prefer to refer to it)
I won it for losing a finger in a blasting cap explosion.
5 times.
In individual accidents.
On succeeding days of class.
But that still left me with enough fingers to be a bureaucrat. You only have to have 2 fingers to hold a pen. Coming in late, leaving early, taking long lunches, and loafing about the office don't really require much skill, thankfully.
I'd give you 2 thumbs up for your post, but I only have one left.

Well I cant Trump your Nobel prize, but fuck they gave Obama Nobel peace one

[pokerplay]

I found out some more information on his back ground. Friends said he was a high strung individual.

[Brynjar]

strange fruit.