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Re: Forklift Takes Man for a Bloody Ride

Holy shit, didn't see that one comin'!

Gotta give credit where credit is due, though: He *did* save the load.
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What a zero!
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damn
talk about unlucky
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Re: Forklift Takes Man for a Bloody Ride

That's why you're always told to never try to catch your load. If anything is going to fall, just let it fall and stay inside your forklift with your seatbelt on. If the forklift starts to tip, just ride it down.

(No, you're not likely going to be able to "jump free" from a falling forklift without being squished somehow)
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Thats why dont do a neymar
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Re: Forklift Takes Man for a Bloody Ride

How that shit go; Stupid is stupid does!
Stupidity (a defect in mental processing) is most manifested in overt stupid actions. It is hard to see how stupid someone is, just in terms of what he is unthinking privately. Every now and then in real life we get a hysterical glimpse.
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I love those work fail videos still hope hes ok of course
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Re: Forklift Takes Man for a Bloody Ride

Aliens or angels or God or The Devil or something is trying to send us some type of message or code with that perfect circle he made in blood. That's a one in a million occurrence as far as workplace accidents go
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Or at least pull it out of gear if you don't.
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Re: Forklift Takes Man for a Bloody Ride

crazy shit


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