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And another Darwin award to the man who dives headfirst into the shallow end of the gene pool.
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And that why you dont let fucking idiots drive forklift trucks,unless your Chinese that is !
Mm. Maaaaaybe calling someone a fucking idiot when you don’t even know how to spell “you’re” correctly is a bit risky?
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What are the odds of that?

The only disappoinment is that the fucking box didn't fall on his fucking slow-thinking head—would've saved his ass a lot of shit.

Fucking idiot.
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I use to work in a warehouse and drive those things. First off, no fucking way would I ever jump out if something was falling and second how the fuck is the forklift still moving forward? Looks like he jerry rigged it
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Wish i could post the video i made adding the Tokyo drift song
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So who's got the foot on the gas pedal?
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This guy was super dedicated to the crop circle game.
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that's not how you do 'donuts'
You sure? He sure got the job done. Well not his job but the donut part
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And this became the new orientation video for employees.

After the video there's only 1 question.

What went wrong here? Nearly all potential employees give the wrong answer and are released.

The right answer is absolutely nothing went wrong. Almost dropping product is forgiven with a sacrifice.
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Re: Forklift Takes Man for a Bloody Ride

Today we’ll be learning how to draw a perfect circle.


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